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Old Apr 14, 2009, 06:07 PM // 18:07   #1
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I'd have to say mine would be: "your bra size is over 9000"
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 06:16 PM // 18:16   #2
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my roommate and his girlfriend having sex
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 06:29 PM // 18:29   #3
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"wts 19 zkeys 3k each"
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 06:30 PM // 18:30   #4
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snowbunny's guild name is pretty amusing lol
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 06:39 PM // 18:39   #5
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"don't tell him where the secret garden is, it will devalue the gifts"
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 06:44 PM // 18:44   #6
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"STFU and go make dinner" accidentally from vent
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #7
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-"WTS a stack of bones Xk!"

-"How many bones are in a stack?"
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 07:03 PM // 19:03   #8
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Some guy trying to buy sword mods, claiming ALL mods for ALL weapons are worth 1k and lecturing me through pm's. Until I ignored him.
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 07:13 PM // 19:13   #9
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a conversation in fort aspenwood:
,,noob u can't kill me''
,,ur a bigger noob then a new bye''
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 07:18 PM // 19:18   #10
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 07:20 PM // 19:20   #11
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In response to my answer to a pug's question about why his monk hero keeps getting targeted:

"You're a noob. Why would I put a shield on a monk?"
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 07:27 PM // 19:27   #12
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My brother fall down the last few steps of the stairs...And then start crying about a minute after realising no one cares that he fell.
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 07:41 PM // 19:41   #13
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what is a firewall

xD
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 07:52 PM // 19:52   #14
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"STFU and go make dinner" accidentally from vent
thats pretty great lol
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 07:55 PM // 19:55   #15
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 07:59 PM // 19:59   #16
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A guildy who's been playing from day one sold an eternal blade for 10k not knowing what it was really worth, when I told him he said 'what the holy ****, that's the fugliest thing in game!'.
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 08:20 PM // 20:20   #17
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I heard someone say Guild Wars was very well balanced....
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 08:58 PM // 20:58   #18
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Boycott the Storage Update!

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Old Apr 14, 2009, 09:52 PM // 21:52   #19
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whats a firewall, is it those things your soucerer on diablo 2 can make?
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Old Apr 14, 2009, 10:20 PM // 22:20   #20
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Some ranger in Zin Ku Corridor at someone else in the district:
"You suck I have 4 lvl 20s and 100k! Stfu!"

Idk but that made me laugh pretty hard XD

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